Assorted Cards for birthdays, Unusual Occasions and everyday use.

Holiday Cards


Toys, Inappropriate Gift Tags, Buttons, Magnets, Coffins of ‘Chocolates’ and more!

Holiday Oddities


Imogen ~ A Paper Doll Collection, SB & Associates, Paper Doll Collection, My Little Creep’s First Year and more!!


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BIRTHDAY BAT CARD
5 1/2" x 4 1/4"
Reads: "A little bird told me it is your birthday... no wait, it was a large hairy vampire bat. Regardless, enjoy your special day

$5

BIRTHDAY OWL CARD
5 1/2" x 4 1/4"
Inside reads: "Older and wiser! Happy Birthday.

$5

VOODOO CARDS
Don't get mad, get even! These 5 1/2" x 4 1/4" padded voodoo cards come with a packet of pins and are perfect for your friend who finally broke up with that goof or quit working for that tyrant.

Choose from: Mr.Useless, Mr.Corporate, Miss.Trollop, Miss.High Maintenance, Miss. Doom and Gloom, Miss Belly-Ache, Mr.Smarty-Pants

$6

VINTAGE CAT CARD
5 1/2" x 4 1/4"
Vintage style cat illustration; hand cut in classic Victorian style

$5

DARK CARDS FOR UNUSUAL OCCASIONS
Market differentiation at its finest, these 5 1/2" x 4 1/4" cards are for occasions like a vasectomy; or a baby born with an extra finger... obviously these are very, very useful.

$5

BE NICE. ZOMBIES ARE PEOPLE TOO.
5 1/2" x 4 1/4"
Inside reads: "Well, the undead sort of people. But nonetheless..."

$5

CREEPY CHRISTINE
5 1/2" x 4 1/4" Creepy Christine official greeting card!

$5

DIA DE LOS MUERTOS COUPLE
5 1/2" x 4 1/4"
Dia de los Muertos couple suitable for weddings, engagements, Valentine's...
Well, as suitable as a skeleton couple can be.

$5

COOKIE CUTTER CREATURES
5 1/2" x 4 1/4"
Individuals in a world of sameness!
Choose from: Zelma the Bat, Timothy Bunny, Timothy Adventure Bunny, Carolyn the Camel, Roy the Pompous Rooster, Roy the Karaoke Rooster, Elizabeth the Mischievous Squirrel, Elizabeth the Shy Squirrel, Sean the Dog, Tatiana the Caterpillar, Mimi the Hippo, Kate the Flamingo, Bridget the Nervous Bear, Bridget the Brave Bear
Note that papers vary as these are all handmade
$5

LITTLE CREEPS
5 1/2" x 4 1/4"
Choose from: Baby with Spider, Baby with Rat, Toddler Girl, Toddler Boy, Baby in Striped PJs

$5

LATVIAN NAMEDAY CARD
5 1/2" x 4 1/4"

$5

GHOULIE GRRLS

Sugar and spice and knives, knives, knives.
One, Two, Buckle My Shoe. Three, Four, Go Away
…sittin’ in a tree c-u-r-s-i-n-g.
Gimme an “S” Gimme an “A” Gimme a “D”
Wednesday's child is full of woe.
5 1/2" x 4 1/4"

$5 single; $20 for assorted set

DESSERTS
5 1/2" x 4 1/4"

$5

SNAIL GIRL
5 1/2" x 4 1/4"

$5

HOLIDAY CARDS
Christmas, Easter, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day

Holiday Catalogue



NASTY CLOWN TOY
It's nasty, comes in a coffin and it's a toy!

Try and get the rolling balls back into the clown's juggle.

$30

UNNATURAL DELIGHTS FLOWERS
Paper petals with a centre featuring an eyeball, cat or monster. Flowers come in a black Chinese food style take out box with the stem curled up that is easily straightened (to about 14") so they can make an unexpected addition to an arrangement of 'regular' silk or paper flowers. Available exclusively through:

CHOCOLATE COFFIN
An amusing decorative item...these aren't real chocolates, but you'll wish they were.
Handmade box, hand painted 'chocolates'.
Available exclusively through:

TOYS
Assorted old fashioned metal tin toys. Get the rolling balls into the holes.

These come in two sizes: Small = 2" diameter, 3/4" high; and Large = 3" diameter, 3/4" high. A variety of styles are available including: Small Cat, Small Clown, Large Bat Girl and many assorted little monsters.

Small $7; Large $9

COOTIE CATCHER
Go back to your school yard days with this paper toy.

Don't worry, the fortunes are quite child friendly although they tend toward toward stuff like haunting a castle as opposed to marrying the prince.

$2

INAPPROPRIATE GIFT TAGS
Why be nice when you can be snarky?
NEW for 2013: Inappropriate Gift Tags 2013 and Beyond Inappropriate Gift Tags 2013
Original versions: Inappropriate 2007, Beyond Inappropriate 2011, and Cranky Christmas 2010.
$4 for one of each of the 10 in the set

"I HATE" BUTTONS/MAGNETS
What do you hate: zucchini, ironing, mouldy bread, morning, bugs, hairballs?
Declare your disgust by slapping a magnet on your fridge or proudly wearing a button. 1 1/4"

Buttons $2 each or 3 for $5
Magnets $3 each or 2 for $5

COOKIE CREATURE BUTTONS/MAGNETS 1 1/4"
Choose from: Zelma the Bat, Carolyn the Camel, Timothy the Bunny, Sean the Dog, Bridget the Bear or Gregory the Elephant

Buttons $2 each or 3 for $5
Magnets $3 each or 2 for $5

PAWN BUTTONS/MAGNETS 1 1/4"
Pawn buttons
More pawn buttons
Buttons $2 each or 3 for $5
Magnets $3 each or 2 for $5

OTHER MAGNETS/BUTTONS 1 1/4"
Other buttons
More other buttons

Buttons $2 each or 3 for $5
Magnets $3 each or 2 for $5

MATCHBOXES
Cute little matchboxes. Yes, with real matches.
Close before striking; Keep away from children; Eat your vegetables.
This item is not available online.

$2

CREEPY PARTY CRACKERS
Christmas, Easter, Halloween and generic party crackers. Why should Christmas have all the fun!
This item is not available online.

$10

HOLIDAY ODDITIES

Christmas ornaments, holiday crackers, Halloween anticipation calendar, Easter toys

Holiday Catalogue



CLOSE YOUR EYES AND DREAM

This book is intended to encourage a child to want to go to sleep and dream and was inspired by a bag of cookie cutters. Cookie cutters produce sameness. These characters are the opposite and are a celebration of individuality. In their dreams, the characters take on a personality that brings out a whole other side of themselves.

$12

SB AND ASSOCIATES
A coffin shaped, handmade book about a cat who runs an exorcism business.

This book was purchased by the Toronto Public Library for their special collections room at the Yonge Street reference library.

$25

MY LITTLE CREEP'S FIRST YEAR
A keepsake book for recording baby's first year.
Includes a page for each month, first visit log, first birthday party, family tree, facts about the day of birth and more. There is also blank paper for other notes or if you want to keep using it beyond the first year.

$30

IMOGEN: A Paper Doll Collection
Comes with a cut-out doll, stand and 8 outfits that include: "Daughter of Dracula", "Zombie Cheerleader" and "Rock Star".

$15

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